I love October. Absolutely love it. Cool weather, changing leaves, fireplace smoke - it's fantastic. Two things annoy me about October though, and they're getting harder to ignore each year. The first is the excessive amount of Halloween merchandise clogging stores. I mean, come on, who needs more than one very large pumpkin on the doorstep and a white sheet for a costume? I know, I'm old school.
Only one thing irritates me more than the Halloween junk and that's the Pink Junk. That's right, I'm talking about all the merchandise labeled pink for breast cancer awareness. I haven't spoken about this before because I thought I was the only Pink Grinch out there. I have quietly been boycotting pink labelled junk since it hit the market back in '93. I go out of my way to avoid it, to the point of buying a competitor's brand. This year I decided to speak up, after finding this story in the Boston Globe.
My mom died on September 13, 1985 of breast cancer. She was only 48. Her mom died two decades earilier from the same disease. She was also 48. Several of my friends have also battle this disease. I know the supposed purpose of all this sickening pink crap is to raise money for breast cancer research. Okay, that's fine. Then just send them a check. There's a ton of money changing hands in the breast cancer industry. I'm tired of seeing this disease peddled for the sake of making another lousy buck, a buck that will probably never see a research lab. It'll go to pay someone's bonus or pad a travel expense account, or buy some lovely office furniture (that will most likely not be pink!)
Enough already. Find a %@!& cure. Retire the pink and let's move on.