So, I got this little email digest thingy from iVillage today - I don't remember signing up for iVillage, but I must have at some point - and I snorted iced tea all over my computer keyboard when I read this headline:
Are The Duggars An Environmental Nightmare?
I. Kid. You. Not. Now, I do know who the Duggars are - saw 'em on the Today Show - but I do not watch their series, don't even know where to find it on the dial. And I don't care that they have a tv show. It seems an ingenious way of feeding all those little Duggars. Would I have 19 kids? No way, but then I don't even have one kid so I'm kinda at the opposite end of the spectrum.
The headline was so outrageous I thought it must be some sort of humorous piece, so I started reading. I soon discovered that the writer, Jennifer Merritt, is having a full-blown panic attack over the prospect of the arrival of a 19th little Duggar! I'm serious. She rambles on about carbon footprints, the number of lightbulbs these 19 kids will use in their lifetimes, and giant rodents. Yes, giant rodents. Apparently, the Duggars are going to be directly responsible for an explosion of giant rodents. I missed the connection; I was laughing too hard.
I skipped down to the comments, which were as much fun to read as the article itself. Judging by the tone of her readers, Jennifer Merritt might be well advised to change her name before penning another piece. And who's running iVillage anyway, ManBearPig?
Here's the link to the iVillage story. You gotta read this!
Photo from the official Duggar website.